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The state of being extremely drunk, to the point where you are extremely vulnerable and have to completely rely on your friends to look after you. Derived from the amazing Scottish kids TV show where all the actors are constantly 'oan wan' to be 'balamoried'. I am balamoried you are balamoried he/she/it is balamoried We are balamoried They are balamoried Alternative words/phrases: mwi, drunk, steaming, pished, fucked, ruined, wrecked, shit faced, oot yer tree etc. WITS EH STOREHHHH?
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