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An incredibly horrible condition in which you wear suits, discuss politics, and take constant ridicule for being [John Gomez]. In fact, you probably broke your leg sliding into a fucking base during baseball, and ended up on crutches for all of [middle school] for being such a fuck-up. John Gomez Syndrome is the [equivalent] of cancer, but to a more deadly degree.
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