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Ok, here goes. Dude hastily making sandwich. In a hurry for some reason (fill in this part-you're obviously talented). Gets everything assembled. Bread, lunch meat, lettuce, tomato, cheese. Etc. Reaches in fridge for mustard. Notices mustard is old and decrepit as fuck. And all crusty around the tip. Waves hand in "meh" type way. Notices shiny new bottle of Ranch. Pushes mustard bottle aside and grabs the Hidden Valley like he stole it. Dumps on sandwich. Big ass bite ensues. #rancharound. Boom. Am I famous yet? Call me when I'm famous.
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