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Another male [masturbating] game similar to [soggy biscuit], but much worse as the target is now a crumpet (a much more absorbent vessel). Participants must [circle jerk] onto the crumpet. Whoever comes first is deemed the winner and the loser must eat the cum-loaded crumpet.
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