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Plural: skanktopotami.

A generally overly amorous and often intoxicated large female of the human species who garners attention by gyrating wildly and/or seductively (hopefully on a dance floor) with the goal of securing temporary male companionship which would otherwise be WAY out of their league or socio-economic class. The skanktopotamus is characterized by flashy and often over-the-top attire designed to draw attention to themselves and can be found late at night in alleys, clubs and on [street corners], but they have been sighted at far more conspicuous places such as big box retailers, fast food restaurants, gambling establishments and [trailer parks].

Skanktopotomi are generally loners, but they have been known to travel in groups known as "pods". Their diet consists primarily of three items, namely fat, salt and starch.

Should a skanktopotamus successfully secure the aforementioned male companionship, said male will be overcome with intense feelings of guilt, shame and self-disrespect. The only possible cure for this is the successful undetected early morning escape giving the victim [plausible deniability] that the event ever occurred.

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