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(Nigger-er)

Typically non-black person who suffers from involuntary or wholly reflexive habitual using of the the word “Nigger”.

“Nigger-tourettes” if you will.

Research has unfortunately been suppressed for centuries but recent findings have been revealing. Niggerer tendencies are, according to experts, driven by the lower-order primate brain overwhelming higher order functions. This typically happens when a niggerer is faced with a situation, person or problem that threatens to overtax their pre-frontal cortex. It can be compared to a core-dump or the dreaded blue-screen of death that all computer users are familiar with. Their overly-simplistic genetic cognitive wiring has effective GOTO override-command structures of the following form in random and on occasion somewhat inconvenient places.

In effect their chimp brain overwhelms them.

Niggerer logic:

if ( difficult || dissonance || losing || sister is mother || … AND is-black(person) ) GOTO: emit -> “Nigger insult” else

random-selection ( scratch ass , continue )

NB. GOTO’s are archaic and lead to spaghetti-code.

Side-effect:

An accompanying massive release of pleasure endorphins in combination with their “panicked” (pun intended) state form a mental mist through which their ook-ing and eek-ing acquire Wildean-esque qualitiy. - An exchange with a niggerer might go as follows.

Niggerer: 1 + 1 = “jello” Black Person: Bubba. That’s not true. 1 + 1 = 2. Niggerer: Nigger!! (ook-ook!.. eek! i won.. eek!!)

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