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Nasty, old, blue beat up van used specifically for picking up little kids. Other names it goes by, is 'Molester Van' or 'Kiddy Fiddler'. Averages approximately 15 mpg, and it has no A/C. The car smells like someone took a dump in it, maybe a little three year old probably shat in it, because that's what Nagis van is, shit.
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