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CREEPER Definition #2

A CREEPER is Basically ANYONE, Male or Female, With A Creepy Presence or Behavior (see Creeper #1 & #3)

A MORE DETAILED LIST OF COMMON CREEPERS #2 5.	Woman who Hang their Cleavage in Your Husband’s or Significant Other’s Face at Parties & Other Social Events. 6.	Guys with Goatee Beards who play with Their Balls while Telling You How Great They Are on Your First Date. 7.	All “Betty Page” Look -Alikes. 8.	Guys who tell you how Great they are at Martial Arts, so THEY CAN TRY TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU. 9.	Self-Absorbed, Bored-House-Wives who Wear “Jackie-O” Dark Sun Glasses Who Tell You How Worthless their Husbands Are, While Their Husbands Are Completely Supporting Them Financially, While their Wives are Trying to Get You to Fuck Them. 10.	All Swingers. 11.	White Women who Dig Black Guys or Guys Half Their Age. 12.	Women who Shave their Eyebrows & Have them Tattooed on. 13.	Flashy Men who Like Fast Sport Cars & Cheat on Their Wives. 14.	Women who Sneak Out on Their Significant Other to Have Sex in a Car with Someone Else when They Are Supposed to Be Out Grocery Shopping or Buying Clothes. 15.	Guys who Share Lollipops with Each Other. 16.	Lesbian Gym Teachers who Want You To Come Over to Their House After School, so that They Can Comb Your Hair. 17.	Guys who Wear Cowboy Boots and/or have Ponytails.

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