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That time in a parent's life where they start to notice that their water bill starts to increase as their big load of joy of a teenager starts aging. They refuse to believe that's the reason why but it's true, puberty can get expensive. (if you're still unsure of why this is happening,it's because your son/daughter masturbates frequently in the shower)
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