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An infamous schizophrenic from Newburyport of Hispanic origin. An ordinary man by day; infamous vigiliante by night. He carries a 15 pound revolver with a scope and 1 foot long barrel. He punishes minor civil infractions with capital punishment. He ignores violent crimes almost entirely. He justifies his drastic action based on the fact that he possesses an index card with "007" written on it. Whether or not he himself wrote it is unknown. He also is known for traveling back in time and colonizing the Iberian peninsula (Spain and Portugal) in the name of Mexico. His theme song is known to be: Buena Vista Social Club - Candela This can be found on YouTube if you so wish.
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