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A standing workplace rule that states: Upon completion of your third bowel movement on the same work day, you are [immediately] excused from work for the remainder of the day. You clearly have larger problems than work to deal with. Go home, get your shit handled and return to work [in the morning]. Named after [the creator] of the law, Calvin Johnson.
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