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Alternate to Fuckhead. Used as an insult to a person or persons. Having both the qualities of a Fuckead, (or Fucktard) and a hemorrhoid. The suffix -noid also said to be attributed to the undesirable qualities of the fictitious “Noid” character. Also in the Law Enforcement community noid or “No I.D.” often is a requisite quality of many lowlifes and miscreants. Such perversions of the “F-word” are said to have stemmed from overuse of the aforementioned colloquialism and the desire to modify its usage for more specific tasks.
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