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Noun A painful stiffening of the muscles of the hand, characteristically caused by excessive amounts of masturbation. Wanker's Cramp is likely the most pathetic accidental self-inflicted injury of all time, being just slightly above paper cuts from toilet paper, balsa wood splinters, and pressing the button on Bop It too vigorously.
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