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The characterization assigned to members of the male gender in the species Homo Sapiens that are endowed with a big, fat DICK. Among the most frequent signs and symptoms of dickwickian syndrome are: unusually frequent zipper replacement, protrusion of trousers in the groinal area, inability to sit crossed legged without severe pain, inability to administer anal sex without severe pain/bleeding, inability to avoid penicular contact with lavatory porcelain while sitting, and blindness. As always, see your doctor if you have excessive soreness or aching glandulage, or if you have an erection lasting more than three hours.
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