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Constervation is 50% Conversation and 50% Consternation. An encounter between two people where one has been an incredible dumb ass and needs told about it. The Conversation part is monologue and delivered by the individual explaining it to the dumb ass. The Consternation part is when you, "The Dumb Ass" (silent donkey is also acceptable) realize that what the individual delivering the monologue is explaining to your dumb ass is completely correct.
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