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Three shits a day for three consecutive days. This is the modern day stigmata, with Gods presence passing through the blessed. One may feel holier than thou on the occurrence of this Godly movement/movements. The Holy Trinity must fall within the following conditions: 1) There must be three shits produced in one day. These must occur on three different sittings. This is referred to as a Trifecta. 2) One must achieve 3 consecutive Trifectas to complete The Holy Trinity. 3) The shits must be full bodied and although there is no size restrictions, diarrhea disqualifies one from reaching a Trifecta. 4) The over production of feces, resulting in more than 3 shits, will result in instant disqualification. 5) Purposely 'locking off' during a sitting (not allowing the natural completion of ones poo) will result in instant disqualification. 6) Thou shall not deceive his fellow pooers by wrongfully claiming a Trifecta or The Holy Trinity.
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