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A clear like cream you can buy at any pharmacy or your local Walmart This is used when your ass is drier than a desert due to cold temperatures. It helps relive itching or make you feel better after you toke a massive shit that ripped your asshole. In order to use this cream please follow the directions below: 1. Open the lid (assuming you have all ready have the cream in hand) 2. Use your index and middle to scoop up the cream 3. Spread dem ass cheeks (to do this use the palms of both hands and pull apart till you cant no more) 4. Using your index and middle gracefully rub the cream on your asshole and the parts around it. Be generous when putting on the cream it would be embarrassing if you had to go again in the middle of that date because you feel itchy down there. 5. Close the lid and apply more when needed also wash your hands when your done, you nasty fuck.
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