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A bonafide pedophile. He is a suave douche bag with only enough. (He often refers to himself as "Mason" or "Deathstone" even though his friends resort to "loser" at all times. He most likely went to a school with the initials "F,D, and R". If you see a 'Hiram Chen' do NOT approach, please call the nearest police station.
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