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A species of melon native to the tropical highlands of the Colorado peninsula. Legend has it that drinking its juice will add 4 strokes to your game. Its origin is not completely known but it is believed to have been a crossbreed between a Japanese cucumber and and a trans-European family of poison ivy. Dangerous if consumed, the National Forrest Registration is offering a reward to the first person who can can pulverize and remove 100 of these invasive melons.
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