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Going To Masturbate. When you get the urge to splurge and you are on a computer while chatting with friends, just type this and your friends will understand your situation and will keep up with their activities or what they are doing and won't mind your absence for 5 to 10 minutes and up to 15 if you're a monster. This will help you even in social events but in this case you just yell GTM and run for your life hoping to find a free stall or a free bathroom (nobody wants to implode).
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