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A Housetom is an extremely whipped man, that is like a lazy tomcat who has been neutered, and is not allowed by his wife or girlfriend to play video games with his homeboys, nor allowed to go to the strip club anymore. He is given permission once in a blue moon to go have "a beer" with his pre-approved and vetted group of equally pussy whipped friends who all have to be home by 9 on Fridays and maybe 10 on Saturdays after some discreet begging.
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