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The Cootch Pad can be found in many different places. It is most commonly found on your female mausesse. This rugid, firm pad can be worn by the mausesse to cover the female genitales from wondering fingers, or any type of foreign invasion. Many women wear the Cootch Pad on a first date to proctect the cootch sauce from being smelt right away. They are reusable after proper sanitizing.
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