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A shapeless blob of human flesh that is just utterly, totally filled with fail. In fact, a failblob is so filled with fail, the person in question fails to realize they are failure personified. They think they are full of charm, full of good ideas, and full of win. But they're not. They are full of lard, full of shit, and full of fail.
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