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Combination of "conspiracy" and "retarded", a person or theory characterized by paranoid and illogical thinking based around bat-shit insane ideas. Ideas include things such as: The world is run by alien reptiles, the government is into telepathic mind control, the Boston Bombing never really happened and weather is controlled by the CIA. The state of conspiratarded usually comes as a result of too much time in mom's basement combined with forgetting to take meds.
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