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A SELFISH CONCEITED DOUCHE BAG WHO WILL FLATTER YOU AND TELL YOU WANT TO HEAR TO GET HIS WAY WITH YOU! STAY AWAY FROM THIS ASSHAT. HE MIGHT SEEM REALLY SWEET AND CUTE AT FIRST BUT ACTUALLY HE'S HEARTLESS AND WILL BREAK YOUR HEART JUST FOR A EGO BOOST. PS HE THINKS HIS DICK IS GOD'S GIFT TO WOMEN, BUT IN REALITY IT'S SO REPLACEABLE IT NOT EVEN FUNNY.
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