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Peanut butter and jelly is a majestic sex alternative. You start by getting head from a lady. You then take shit from your own ass and wipe in on her face. She will then be very angry with you so you punch her in the nose causing it to bleed over her shitty face. This gives the perception of brown peanut butter and red strawberry jelly.
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