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A concrete pizza occurs when plant matter such as grass and leaves finds its way or is placed onto a concrete or cement surface before it dries. For added effect, one may put tomatoes, onions, and even pepperoni [in the mix]. If a sealer is applied onto a concrete pizza, it is then known as a complete concrete pizza. WARNING: Concrete pizzas are not edible. Consumption will result in dental damage, esophageal lacerations, [digestive system] shutdown, and probably death. If ingested, contact Wendy Northcutt from the Darwin Awards [immediately], because you would be a serious candidate for the award. Note: Concrete pizzas can be ugly and structurally weak; customers are highly unlikely to pay for them.
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