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1. Shave her crack and a-hole so the skin is sensitive. 2. Cut a lime in half and rub it in enthusiastically along the full length of her crack, paying particular attention to her arsehole. 3. Add a good sprinkle of salt all along. 4. Pour tequila into the small of her back so it runs down the crack, bury your face between those salty sticky limey tequila-y cheeks and get stuck in.. 5. It will all get a bit squirmy - repeat as required :)
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