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A phrase we use when a fellow being is: stressed, anxious, freaking out, pissed off, raging, etc. We can use other phrases such as "calm down", "take a chill pill", "I got chu", "take five", or "take a breather"; but "calm your tits" has the word tits in it and everybody loves tits. So therefore it is right and just to use "calm your tits" when somebody is about to rage. However, "Calm your tits" is a PG 13 saying. If you are under the age of 13 please use the following: - "soothe your boobs" - "de-stress your breasts" - "undo the calamity that is in your mammaries" - "adjust your bust before it combusts"
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