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Acronym for "Dual Income, Love for Dogs Only". Similar to DINK (Dual Income, No Kids), except while accepting reproducing is fucking stupid (take THAT, selfish gene!), a DILDO will take on the roll of pseudo-parents by adopting dogs instead.
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