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A Perfect Poo, otherwise known as the Perfect Game of pooing is the result of a number of factors. Confidence Poo + Ghost Poo = Perfect Poo. The situation chronologically would work as follows: Person sits on toilet to take a dump. When bowel movement complete the person is confident that they dont need to wipe at all. Person then stands up, pulls pants up (thus completing a Confidence Poo) and observes the bowl only to see no trace of the poo whatsoever (thus completing a Ghost Poo) This remarkable feat is only rumoured to have occured and no primary sources tell of its tale.
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