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A blowjob is when someone is hired for the job of performing oral sex on a man's penis, otherwise known as fellatio.

Whores are hired and paid to do this job, because that is what it is, a job.

Girlfriends may perform this job with the expected payment of reciprocal action performed on them by the man. (To prevent misunderstandings, men who receive a blowjob should ask before hand if reciprocation is expected).

No blowjob shall be considered complete until the man experiences orgasm and ejaculates. (Swallowing is optional but very appreciated).

When unsure of the sexual status of either partner, blowjobs may be performed while the man is wearing a condom. Performing a blowjob in this method reduces the oral sensations experienced by the male. This effect almost always prolongs the time required to achieve orgasm and increases the job difficulty for the one performing the blowjob. Lubricated condoms often taste unpleasant either from the condom material, usually latex, or the lubricant that comes with the condom. Rinsing off the condom before application can reduce the flavor intensity. Flavored lubricants can also reduce/mask the unpleasant taste of the condom.

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