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Can you be freakishly fast???? Step 1: Order Jimmy Johns Sandwich (add a cookie) Step 2: Find a porn you want to watch (box of tissues) Step 3: Begin to masturbate (it is a race) THE GOAL IS... Can you finish before the Jimmy Johns Sandwich is delivered??
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