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Falsepoops are both a feeling and a phenomena. They may present themselves as sharts or disguise themselves as megashits. But these are merely squeakers that cause the discomfort prompting you to take siege of the porcelain throne. When you do finally sit down and force that motherfucker out; you may produce a marble, or nothing at all. What you have here sir or madam, is a falsepoop.
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