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A disease where the affected person is often referred to as the victim (uncommon to most diseases).The underlying conditions are genetic and situational. They are known to involve consuming copious amounts of beer from a gas can before, during, and after an allergic reaction to something else. The disease develops when the victim’s good friend gets concerned and suggests outlining the spots to keep track of them. Mere seconds later, a bunch of the victim’s jerk friends will start outlining them with a sharpie. The disease can and will metastasize into: -Stage I, if in the presence of an asshole friend who starts outlining a non-existent splotch in the shape of male genetailia in non-visible part of the body -Stage II, If an even bigger asshole friend decides that the other asshole friend missed an even larger, much larger than actual scale in fact, non-existent splotch also in the shape of male genetailia.
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