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Noun. An Alfred is a hipster of the worst, most extreme variety; most frequently found in San Francisco, Brooklyn, and Silverlake. Wearing American Apparel and going gluten-free doesn't make you an Alfred. Greasing your mustache and sporting a monocle makes you an Alfred.
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