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Matthew is a giant teddy bear. He's 6'3" and totes huggable. He has hair you just want to play in and cheeks you can't stop pinching. He's super hilarious and friendly. He plays saxophone and bums around on league of legends all day. He wears glasses and he used to have braces. He's liked a lot of girls and none of them are the girl who's sooooo infatuated with him. He always dates girls that seem right for him but never work out. He's a friend-zoner and a friend-zonee. But I guess everyone is. His most common nickname is Matt. Matthew is sometimes really blind to the obvious and very down to earth. He's a total dork and really likeable and that's it I guess.
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