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Alfie. noun. An underendowed, gayish, hairy, small, troll-like humanoid creature of Irish origin similar to a leprachaun, who is unusually immature and lacks self-restraint aswell as an attention whore. Prone to annoying people, especially members of the opposite sex, this creature is best repelled by a can of roach spray. It is to be noted that this creature has no sole, similar to that of a Ginger. Although roach spray may repell the beast the only efficient way of disposing of this beast is to behead it. An alfie also has powers such X-Ray vision for old men and nuggets, these are called Prostate powers. Be warned, this creature is dangerous, approach with caution and avoid rainbows. 2. adj. Mentally and socially challenged, but very lucky due to leprachaun qualities. 3. adj. Gay.
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