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When a girl is face down on a countertop or bar in a full split while she is either anally [penetrated] or vaginally [penetrated]. It is usually an aggressive sex position, the guy grabbing both of the girl's [love handles] tightly while thrusting at a brisk and powerful pace. It is not counted as an Alaskan Countertop unless there is a recognizable slapping noise and a simultaneous moan from the girl being fucked on each thrust.
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