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A woman, way past her prime, that frequents Rock and Biker bars in a desperate attempt to have fun. From the rear she looks deceivingly attractive but as you get closer and she turns around; Blamo! You see her face is weather beaten and drawn, like that of crypt keeper on meth. This deception of beauty is achieved by wearing revealing clothing and wearing her hair long, to cover her hideously time worn face. She dances on the bar drunk, searching for young attractive women to friend and steal their youth. She should be approached with caution like Medusa, never gaze into her sunken in eye sockets or accept a drink from her, then she will never leave.
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