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A horny pirate midget who loves watching Star Wars lesbian porn. A horscroft can often be found in the darkest corners of a pig farm jerking off to nazi propaganda. They also share an absurd fetish for spiced apple juice and red cars. Not to be confused with the latter known as a 'horcrux', which when voldemort realised this was not the path he should be taking, he swiftly turned his life around and reinvented himself as a master of sorcery. Yet he can be found in this pig farm on Saturday nights at midnight sharp if anyone is interested in their fair share of herpes or rabies.
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