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A Hassasquatch is the physical form which the one called Hassan takes on when is extremely outraged that he doesn't get his daily crust and when in this state can only think about getting the crust as it the bone of the pizza. The Hassasquatch is very hard to destroy and/or calm down this must be done with the rare earth element know as goldencrustium a small dose with calm him down and large dose will overload it's brain the pleasure of crust and kill him. (Founder of the species Sev)
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