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A mystical glowing tablet forged in the fires of Mt. Jobs (but really a factory in China) time suckage champ since '01' iPhone/other smartphone Source of all news and questionable information, gateway to drunken regrets/feats of greatness, photo-documentarian, pornographer...flashlight.
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