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A type of douche bag. He usually has a stupid hair cut with an excessive amount of hair product. Also, he sometimes has asymmetrical muscle definition. Wears bedazzled shirts and irons his underwear. Some have retarded meaningless tattoos that have no artistic, creative, or meaninful merit. And 95% of them treat women like shit and exploit them for sexual favors. The other 5% are posers and pussies. And the real sad Guidos are the 3rd or 4th generation italians that feel as if they're full blown Italian but rather they have no connection with the Italian culture and believe that eating overlooked pasta and yelling exploitive slurs at women validates their Italian heritage.
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