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A poor disillusioned guy who somehow managed to worm his way through the tangled mess of American politics to become the president for the years 2000-?. Most noted for: - choking on a pretzel and nearly causing his own death - responding to the September 11 attacks by continuing to read a little kid's book - promising to track down Osama bin Laden - being convinced that weapons of mass destruction were located nearly everywhere in the Middle East - deciding to go after Saddam Hussein after bin Laden remained unfound - staying against pro-choice and gay marriages because of his christian faith
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