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Someone who claims to have participated and excelled in every sport as an adolescent, yet isn’t good enough to participate in any sport at a collegiate level. This person seems to interject his opinion as if it were a fact when watching a sport, yet his reference/expertise holds no HOH. He borrows ASU athletic gear from his roommates so that it seems he was part of something special, when in fact, he is a marathon spectator!
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