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MAD NOOB DISEASE. Beware, mad noob disease is rapidly spreading all over the world! This disease is contracted when your noobular vein is inflamed, and you become a mad butt-hurt noob! You know someone has this disease when they constantly fail at life, have no friends, are named either Larry or Lawrence, or Craig, and are a complete crybaby. If you think someone you know has it, throw them under a bus or a cliff immediately.
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