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A strange, weird, hard-to-figure-out-don't-want-to type of person. Someone who looks as though they are up to no good, or pondering some sort of revenge. This is attained by having a perplexing look on their face while slowly stroking their facial hair. This kind person over-thinks every situation and believe there is a mass conspiracy out to get them. There is also stupid questions like, "Are you mad at me?" posed at inopportune moments of time.
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