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The international standard unit (SI) for measuring bullshit. Abbreviated as mF. Usually measured via Bullshit Meter. The standard millifecal scale: 000-150 mF = Fib 151-270 mF = White Lie 271-400 mF = Smells Funky... 401-531 mF = Crap 532-780 mF = Bullshit! 781-999 mF = No F***ing Way. 1000-9000 mF: You are advised to seek help if you regularly find your daily bullshit exposure levels within this range. Over 9000 mF: Fatal.
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