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when you have a deep urge to beat off, yet your mother found out about and took your stash of 4 bottles of baby oil (approximately a month's worth of beating off), so you use sugar as a lubricant, and then to not waste it, and sort of as payback to your mother, you sweep up all of the sugar you used to beat off, as well as the jizz, and make your mother tea with it saying "i am sorry mom. I love you, and i made you tea"
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